Sometimes I am not sure if Macy has crapped herself. Instead of taking off her clothes and checking her diaper I just sniff her butt. Believe me, if she has crapped her pants, I'll know. I don't need to check her diaper.
Butt sniffing is convenient but it's not always classy or appropriate out in public. Since becoming a mom I have a different mindset and I have become oblivious to public etiquette. I forgot how to think like a normal person and what's acceptable in public and what's not. I am pretty sure my butt sniffing gets sympathetic looks from others. But the thing is, it doesn't bother me that people feel sorry with me because I have lost all touch with reality. Should I feel bad? Have I let myself go?
Eh, oh well. I'm not cool anymore.......but I am not sure if I ever was. Now I have something in common with the dog.
Anyway, here is a pic of my adorable little girl. Seriously, I don't think I have ever seen a cuter baby!